It appears to be time again for a new round of everybody's favorite puzzler. What will Sprint do next?
We have to do something to fill the time between now and late October or early November when Sprint gives us some actual third-quarter numbers to chew on.
Christopher Larsen, an analyst who follows Sprint for Credit Suisse, makes a not easily dismissed case for a coming "divorce" to end the troubled three-year-old marriage between Sprint and Nextel.
Remember when Sprint distracted and confused investors a few weeks ago by announcing plans to raise $3 billion and then saying, "never mind" before the week was out? It was a head scratcher for investors, Larsen conceded.
He doesn't necessarily buy Sprint's explanation that the move was intended to ease the debt load weighing down Sprint's balance sheet.
Larsen called the $3 billion "the price of alimony" in a recent report.
"When there is a divorce, there is a cost," he wrote.
In this case, Larsen notes that Sprint might have to retire some $5 billion in debt guaranteed by Nextel before Sprint could split off the radio-wave spectrum, cell sites, customer lists and other assets associated with the former Nextel Communications.
This certainly offers a potential use for the 3 billion bucks.
As quickly as it can, Sprint appears to be shifting former Nextel subscribers to a new high-performance walkie-talkie service that works on phones running over the wireless network of the Sprint portion of the business.
Still, Larsen estimates, the Nextel business would have about 3 million core government users that could be attractive to a Nextel buyer. Depending on what Sprint includes in the sale, Nextel could bring in $7.5 billion to $11 billion, he stated.
You have to believe that Sprint executive Keith Cowan will be making a hard-sell pitch. He's got a big bonus -- $1 million -- riding on the deal, a point Larsen also noted.
So, should Sprint proceed and finally decide who gets the kids, who gets the house, who gets the alimony and walk away from Nextel, you might think the company would swear off marriage, er mergers, at least for a little while.
You might be wrong.
"Such a slimmed down" Sprint business, Larsen mused, "may be ripe for a merger with another player - a la T-Mobile."

and yes, why again didn't nextel do all of those things vs. merge?
if they could have, they would have.